A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price."
James Lea
PO Box 25
Rockport Maine 04856
1-207-236-3632
1952 MG TD
1952 Triumph Mayflower
1958 Rover P4
1962 Austin Healey BT7
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