Friday Funnies (G)

["Terry Blubaugh" <tblubaugh@verizon.net>]

   Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
  "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

  His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, you idiot."

  The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."