Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on wine.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down
next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
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