I asked my wife why she never gives me any trouble about how many cars,
trucks, and tractors I have. She smiled at me sweetly and took me into
her quilting room and showed me how much fabric she has. She finally
bought a quilt shop so she had more room to make quilts.
On Nov 17, 2004, at 11:20 PM, Henry Frye wrote:
> Thanks, guys, just keep it coming... My wife Helen is a card carrying
> member of the LSW Club. For those not in the know, that's the Long
> Suffering Wives Club...
>
> I need all the help I can get convincing her others have it worse off
> than her!
>
> When asked how many cars I have, my response these days is "That
> depends on what your definition of 'car' is." ;-)
>
>
> At 07:55 PM 11/17/2004 -0800, Dodd, Kelvin wrote:
>> When I came home a couple of months ago with a couple of stray TR8s,
>> my
>> wife looked at me sternly and said.. "That makes 23, That's enough!"
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