Since the BMW pops up here now and again, I couldn't resist.
>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog >and
>began to sink.
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
>farmer for help!
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he >searched
>and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone >to town with
>the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the >farmer's new Z-3
>series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped >off with a length of
>rope, hoping he still had time to save his >friend's life.
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of >rope
>the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear >bumper of
>the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, >with the aid
>of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and >the
>farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
>pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large >puddle.
>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" >and he would
>then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good >grip, and the horse
>pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>The moral of the story?
>
>When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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