Welllllllll, it looks like their instructions haven't gotten any better since
they wrote the Roadster manuals.
Mike
> > > >Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
>
> > > >COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
>
> > > > Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
>
> > > > WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM
MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM
WITH VIGOUR.
>
> > > > Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
>
> > > > TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT
>
>
> > > Sign in Japanese public bath:
>
> > >FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.
>
> > > Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
>
> > > GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN
BED.
>
> > > In a Tokyo bar:
>
> > > SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
>
> > >Hotel, Japan:
>
> > >YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
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