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Subject: OT: What to Do When You Encounter a Peace Rally
From: "datsunmike" <datsunmike@nyc.rr.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Oct 2001 06:53:21 -0400
> This approach may appear a bit direct, but then, I live closer to Berkeley
> than you do...
>
> 1) Approach dumb, rich, ignorant student who is talking about peace and
saying
> there should be no retaliation.
>
> 2) Engage in brief conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
>
> 3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
>
> 4) Wait until he says something to the effect: "Because that would just
cause
> more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more
> violence."
>
> 5) When he's in mid-sentence, punch him in the face.
>
> 6) When he gets up to punch you back, point out that it would be a mistake
and
> contrary to his values to strike you, because that would "be awful and he
should
> not cause more violence."
>
> 7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional
violence.
>
> 8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8
until
> he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

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