Greetings and salutations fellow Roadster afficianados. I am offering a new
service
for all Roadsters and would like to take this opportunity to preview my
service on this newsgroup. The Y2K problem is just around the corner and I
would like to remind everyone to have their Roadsters inspected for theY2K
bug. There are not many specialists out there with my expertise, so you may
be skeptical at first. Apparently Nissan does not have your best interests
in mind, because they act like the problem doesnt even exist.
For the sum of $150 (American) I will make sure your Roadster is Y2K
compliant. I anticipate a long waiting list so don't delay. I can come to
you, if you prefer. My house call fee is free, but if you live on the West
or East coast I will need a $400 Travel Fee. The service is very involved and
I must explore every aspect of the Roadster's capabilities, especially
acceleration and handling. The complete service takes about 10-12 hrs and I
like to begin early in the morning( before 7am) so I can complete it by late
afternoon. I will need to go about 200-300 miles in the vehicle to make sure
everything is compliant and working correctly. The reason dealers aren't
offering this service is because of the high cost of training and equipment.
I do take
credit cards and will need you to schedule at least 2wks in advance.
Remember to get it done soon, because in the late Fall and Winter months the
fee will double to $300 American.
If you have a local racetrack nearby that would be great. Special discounts
for mulitple Roadsters and special models such as the 67.5 2000, or any 150+
horsepower cars. For the month of May, West coast and Florida vehicles will
get an extra 25% of the retail service price. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!!!
Russell Criswell
National Director, Datsun Sports Compliance Project
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