This prestigous job comes with the glory of fooling
all the newbies into thinking that you actually know
what you're doing. It's the perfect opportunity to
mold (brainwash) the minds of new recruits (potential
competitors) about the way of the wheel. Teach them
vital competition tips such as applying sun screen to
your hands before you drive, Armor-Alling the steering
wheel, wearing big work boots, lowering tire
pressures, and in fast out slow!!!
Errr.... yeah, that's the ticket! Maybe you can even
get them to change the wheels on your car. Just make
sure you're done by 9:45 AM, and that they would like
to attend another event in the future.
At any rate... apply within. Thanks, Joe
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