The article is amusing, yet incomplete and has at least one error.
First, it says ladies don't like the sound of a big block V8. This is
misleading. While it's true that many ladies do not like the sound of a torque
roar, a horsepower roar is more harmonically pleasing. When the two are
equally loud, the former is a rough, popping, splatting kind of sound (yuck!)
where the latter is a smooth, rippling kind of sound (yum!).
Second, as this article is dedicated to Jaguars, the instructions for opening
the doors should advise what to do when the door handle breaks off into your
hand when you pull on it. <g>
-----Original Message-----
From: james creasy [mailto:Black94PGT@pacbell.net]
Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 13:03
To: Michael R. Clements; Kelly, Katie; jeff
Cc: ba-autox@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Read ONLY if you have a "True Street" autocross car!
ok, then you need to read this stupendously sexist, but perhaps useful (for
some) guide:
http://www.nettally.com/palmk/jagcouth.html
-james "gentleman driver" creasy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael R. Clements" <mrclem@telocity.com>
Subject: RE: Read ONLY if you have a "True Street" autocross car!
> A non car-nut person is likely to soil her pants if taken for a ride on
the
> street in the kind of "true street" car we are talking about. I would
imagine
> that lowers one's chances for a second date.
>
> -- Mike "bring your vomit bag and G-suit" Clements
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-ba-autox@autox.team.net
> [mailto:owner-ba-autox@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of james creasy
> Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 12:41
> To: Kelly, Katie; jeff
> Cc: ba-autox@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: Read ONLY if you have a "True Street" autocross car!
>
>
> here's my initial definition:
>
> a true street car is a car you would take a normal (non car-nut) person in
> for a first date and still expect to get a second date. :)
>
> -james "bring a hat and dont burn your leg on the pipe" creasy
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kelly, Katie" <kkelly@spss.com>
> To: "jeff" <archss@ix.netcom.com>; <holsen1093@aol.com>;
> <siastuning@attbi.com>; <mrclem@telocity.com>
> Cc: <Black94PGT@pacbell.net>; <ba-autox@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 6:32 PM
> Subject: RE: Read ONLY if you have a "True Street" autocross car!
>
>
> > A true street car has cup holders.
> >
> > Katie
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: jeff [mailto:archss@ix.netcom.com]
> > Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 3:29 PM
> > To: holsen1093@aol.com; siastuning@attbi.com; mrclem@telocity.com
> > Cc: Black94PGT@pacbell.net; ba-autox@autox.team.net
> > Subject: Re: Read ONLY if you have a "True Street" autocross car!
> >
> >
> > A true street car has air conditioning.
> >
> > Jeff Glorioso
> > 98 BSP
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