Dear Larry, Katie, Charlie, and of course, Eric...
 
Wow, I'm fay-moose and I didn't even know it!?!?!?!  Honest, I didn't feel a 
thing.  Or see a thing, for that matter.  I've been to the mailbox three times 
(so far) today, and MY copy of Sportscar didn't arrive yet!!!
 
Our man Rocky Entriken called me a few weeks ago, wanting to do the article.  I 
(of course) said "YEAH!" and he sent me a questionaire.  That was ONE HARD 
TEST, lemme tell ya...  I mean, he asked me my favorite author...  I think I 
finally narrowed it down to six.  (It woulda been seven, 'cept I forgot Peter 
Egan of R&T.)  Favorite movie?  Nine choices, couldn't pick.  It was harrowing, 
really...  We did an interview on the phone too.  That was more like a long 
visit with an old friend.  (Well, now that I think about it, that's what it 
was...)  Thanks Rocky...  I can't wait to read your article.
 
As for the rest of youse, in no particular order:
Lorenzo, thanks fer noticin' me...  I'll still talk to ya, even if I is famous. 
 When you comin' to Florida, anyhoo???
Charlie, I love ya, man, but if ya talk trash about Lucretia, I'll just have to 
puncture your waterproofing...  It's a matter of honor, she's a Lady, doncha 
know...
Eric, I think they'd need at LEAST three pages for your story...  In 
"Anthropology Today"...
Gary, Katie may be a lepracaun...  Or it may be time for your medication...  Or 
mine...
And Katie, you may be small, but you've got a big, big heart...
 
 
Peace, Love & Pushrods-
JD Kemp &
"Lucretia MacEvil" #13 MGB
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