Impoverished Canadian with selective hearing and/or eyesight, non-snorer,
with good personal hygiene and sunny disposition seeks someone with better
planning skills and a hotel reservation to share a room with at the
Virginia Pro. Quality of hotel facilities not an issue - if it's got a
flush toilet and running water, I'm in. Personal habits and/or nocturnal
decibel output not a problem either - unless you sleep curled up to a
running General Electric GE-404 reheated turbofan aircraft engine you are
unlikely to be a louder snorer than some I have shared rooms with in the
past.
Please don't make me sleep in my truck! (Bats big ol' Bambi eyes)
Thank you,
DG
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