This is not to far to far of target - the is a car in the joke.
Winter has gotten so long I have forgot fun - this guy hasn't.
LIFE IS SHORT...HAVE FUN...
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. . the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a sh*t. My car was parked around the
corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age
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