Hey Miles,
As we all know, Lucas spare parts are very hard to get,
Thus, a cure for the common cold,
Just give it a Lucas part # , and no-one will get it.
MHKitchen@aol.com wrote:
>
> FYI,
>
> My Lotus Cortina has since switched to the Tilton Superstarter (actually a
> Nissan unit) after several let-downs by the Lucas boys, once on the grid!!
>
> Just thought I'd take this opportunity to start yet another thread and see if
> anybody has any new Lucas jokes.....please add to the list below.
>
> Lucas - Prince of Darkness
>
> Q. Why do the British drink warm beer?
> A. Lucas makes the refrigerators
>
> Lucas - the REAL inventors of the intermittent wiper
>
> Lucas switches have 3 positions: Off - Dim - Flicker
>
> Lucas electrics are powered by smoke, when the black smoke escapes, they're
> done, if its only white smoke they may be repaired, but when the smoke comes
> out, they quit.
>
> It was rumored that Lucas made oil seals, but this has not been confirmed.
>
> OKAY......your turn....
>
> Myles H. Kitchen
> 1965 Lotus (de-Lucased) Cortina Mk1 #128
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