You should see the "severe damage to hardware and subsequest loss of
resources" that occur if Wife 1.0 and Girlfriend 1.2 detect that you're
trying to run them at the same time! (not speaking from experience of course
;^) )
Mark
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris De Wet [mailto:DeWetC1@sapo.co.za]
Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 2:41 AM
To: 'triumphs@autox.team.net'
Cc: 'Spitfires@autox.team.net'
Subject: Joke / Humour
> Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
> which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was
> to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
> other applications, and a successive versions of Girlfriend proved no
> better.
>
> Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to my hardware.
> Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancie 1.0 only to discover that
> this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0 which I
> reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
> available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse
> 2000.
> Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be
> very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
> Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express
> which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
> Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which
> can't be turned off.
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my TR programme it often crashes or runs
> the system dry.
>
> Any Ideas?
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