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Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 20:03:39 -0500
Subject: Embarrassing Moments
From: Norlin R Lust <budl@juno.com>
> > EMBARRASSING FIRST DATE
> >
> > This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on
> September 7, 1999. Jay
> > went into the audience to find the most
> embarrassing first date that a
> > woman ever had. The winner described her worst
>
> first date experience.
> > There was absolutely no question as to why her
>
> tale took the prize!
> >
> > She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite
> cold...and the guy had
> > taken her skiing. It was a day trip (no
> overnight). They were
> > strangers,after all, and truly had never met
> before. The outing was fun
> >
> > but relatively uneventful until they were
> headed home late that
> > afternoon. They were driving back down the
> mountain when she gradually
> > began to realize that she should not have had
> that extra latte. They
> > were about an hour away from anywhere with a
> rest room and in the
> > middle
> > of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to
>
> hold it, which she did
> > for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
> heavy snow and slow going,
> > there came a point where she told him that he
> had better stop and let
> > her pee beside the road, or it would be the
> front seat of his car. They
> >
> > stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
>
> car, yanked her pants
> > down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep
> snow she didn't have good
> > footing, so she let her butt rest against the
> rear fender to steady
> > herself. Her companion stood on the other side
>
> of the car watching for
> > traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
> refrained from peeking. All
> >
> > she could think about was the relief she felt
> despite the rather
> > embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon
> finishing however, she soon
> > became aware of another sensation. As she bent
>
> to pull up her pants,
> > the young lady discovered her buttocks were
> firmly glued against the
> > car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
> pump handles immediately
> > came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
>
> flesh from the icy
> > metal.
> >
> > It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
> new problem due to the
> > extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet
> aware of the humor she
> > answered her date's concerns about "what was
> taking so long" with a
> > reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt
> off and needed some
> > assistance"! He came around the car as she
> tried to cover herself with
> > her sweater and then, as she looked
> imploringly into his eyes, he burst
> >
> > out laughing. She too, got the giggles and
> when they finally managed to
> >
> > compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
>
> they also were faced
> > with
> > a real problem. Both agreed it would take
> something hot to free her
> > chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
> Thinking about what had
> > gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly
> > realized that there was only one way to get
> her free so, as she looked
> > the other way, her first time date proceeded
> to unzip his pants and pee
> >
> > her butt off the fender.
> > Rescue accomplished, they returned to the car
> although for the
> > remainder
> > of the trip home there wasn't much
> conversation and apparently, despite
> >
> > their "intimate encounter," the two did not
> see one another again.
> > As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize
> hands down...or perhaps
> > that should be "pants down." And you thought
> your first date was
> > embarrassing... Gives new meaning to the term
> "pissed off," doesn't
> > it??
> >
> >
>
>
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