Not Triumph related, but some of you may enjoy :o)
FUN with CARS
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence; Always Unsafe Designs
Implemented
BMW - Be My Wife; Beautiful Mechanical Wonder; Big Money Works;
Bought My Wife; Break My Windows; Brutal Money Waster; Business, Money and
Woman
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly
Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater; Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology; Fix It All the Time; Fix It
Again, Tony!
FORD - backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot; Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Russian Dump
GM - General Maintenance
GMC - Garage Man's Companion; Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again; Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
equipment
PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
Marc Edens
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