On Wed, 24 May 2000, Brad Hofmann wrote:
> I would like to propose a secondary event, addendum
> if you will, to Drive Your British Car Week. My proposal?
> "Tow Your British Car Week"
Heck, that corolary seems the only way I can ever "properly" celebrate;
it is exactly how I celebrated last year. See
<http://members.aol.com/bn4healey/99stories2.html>
> I am now the neighbor everyone dreads, with two rusty cars
> on blocks out in the yard. I am considering letting the grass grow
> tall around the cars to complete the image! One will go in the garage
> next week, the other under a tarp in the backyard, but I thought I would
> put a bit of a scare into the neighbors first. :-)
Get a big enough barn and you can hide a lot of cars behind it (ok,
inside as well).
--Andy
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