Message text written by "Randall"
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Well, what size mole ?
Those little pink ones or the big brown ones ?
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Speaking of moles:
On morning at the breakfast table Papa Mole says (Sniff sniff) " What;s
that I smell?" Then he runs up the hole, sticks his head out and says "I
smell BREAKFAST! I smell Bacon and eggs and toast and grape jelly!"
Mama Mole runs up the hole and squeezes into the opening and says "Yes. I
smell Pancakes and syrup and butter!"
Then Baby Mole runs up the hole but Papa and Mama have the hole blocked so
he says "Hey! Let me up there. All I can smell is Molasses!"
(Get it? Mole Asses?) Ug.
Dave
Sorry
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