Janet O'Lair wrote:
>
> Thought I'd pass on a few chuckles.
> Enjoy.
> Janet
>
> >From: "Barbara" <austin@bitstorm.net>
> >To: "Janet Olair" <mustangjanet@hotmail.com>
> >Subject: Fw: from the walls and other things
> >Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 19:08:55 -0500
> >
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: TamHoffman@aol.com <TamHoffman@aol.com>
> >To: austin@bitstorm.net <austin@bitstorm.net>; Gonzales1@hotmail.com
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> >Date: Tuesday, January 18, 2000 9:48 PM
> >Subject: Fwd: from the walls and other things
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> Subject: Fwd: from the walls and other things
> Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 18:58:12 EST
> From: PS0789@aol.com
> To: TamHoffman@aol.com
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Thought you'd get a chuckle out of these!
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Subject: from the walls and other things
> Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 17:56:28 EST
> From: JWDana@aol.com
> To: johnb@ultra-pak.com, betsy@royfarms.com, jbrewi01@sprintspectrum.com,
> jbrowning@seanet.com, lnmburke@yahoo.com, ritacaliboso@hotmail.com,
> MCCAPRI@aol.com, KimberlyCarman@aol.com, dearallie@email.msn.com,
> Poogey2@aol.com, javaboy@zipcon.net, kfiascone@uswest.net,
> FlemingKA@aol.com, rford@kmsoncor.com, HOWEROGER@aol.com,
> snowbunny@hotmail.com, robru@email.msn.com, rebeccap@corumgroup.com,
> lprice@ricochet.net, leslie@royfarms.com, sarah@buchanhomes.com,
> PS0789@aol.com, DETAILPS@aol.com, LanersCrew@aol.com,
> hugh.sisk@oldcastleprecast.com, Dawgswan@aol.com,
> zippropress@webcombo.net, teri@buchanhomes.com
>
> Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
> ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
>
> Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
> ---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
>
> No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
> sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
> ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
>
> To do is to be - Descartes
> To be is to do - Voltaire
> Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
> ---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona
>
> Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
> ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
>
> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
> you're going to have trouble with it.
> ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
>
> Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
> ---Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom
>
> Express Lane: Five beers or less
> ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
>
> You're too good for him.
> ---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills
>
> No wonder you always go home alone.
> ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills
>
> The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
> ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here.
> Your asshole is in Washington.
> ---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
>
> Beauty is only a light switch away.
> ---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
>
> I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
> ---Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass.
>
> If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
> all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
> ---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
>
> God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
> ---The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
>
> At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
> ---Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
>
> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
>
> If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
> ---Revolution Books, New York, New York
>
> Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
> ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
> ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
>
> ******************************************************************************
> ********************
> "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might just be
> >the world."
> >
> >Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to
> >McDonald's makes you a hamburger."
> >
> >"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
> >don't feel you've done a permanent job."
> >
> >"A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain
> >anonymous."
> >
> >"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same
> side."
> >
> >"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."
> >
> >"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
> town gossip."
> >
> >People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross."
> >
> >"Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it."
> >
> >"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual
> >beings having a human experience."
> >
> >"Did it ever occur to you that nothing ever occurs to God."
> >
> >"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you
> >weep."
> >
> >"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
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