You want funny?
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
these
guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in,
"I
don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! "The pastor said, "Hey,
here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." [Dramatic
pause]
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow,
aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of
blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent
for
a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to
contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do
for
them. The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
................DK.
Sumner Weisman wrote:
>
> Why are you guys putting all those old, bad Henny Youngman jokes on this
> Triumph list?
>
> Anyway, here's my contribution....
>
> A guy goes to a psychiatrist, who says,
> "What do you do for a living?"
> "I'm a car mechanic."
> "Get under the couch."
>
> Also...
>
> "Are you married?"
> "No, I'm single."
> "What do you do for aggravation?"
>
> Sumner Weisman
> 62 TR3B
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