For all those that sent my kid a plate big THANKS and here's what we've
learned from the mottos. We also have a couple Fla. plates of anyone needs
one.
> Alabama:
> Sisters Make Good Wives
> ____________________________________________
> Alaska:
> 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
> ____________________________________________
> Arizona:
> But It's a Dry Heat
> ____________________________________________
> Arkansas:
> Litterasy Ain't Everthing
> ____________________________________________
> California:
> As Seen on TV
> ____________________________________________
> Colorado:
> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ____________________________________________
> Connecticut:
> Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less
> Character
> ____________________________________________
> Delaware:
> We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
> ____________________________________________
> Florida:
> Drugs-R-Us
> ____________________________________________
> Georgia:
> We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
> ____________________________________________
> Hawaii:
> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
> ____________________________________________
> Idaho:
> More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not.. But
> The Potatoes sure
> are real good
> _____________________________________________
> Illinois:
> Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ____________________________________________
> Indiana:
> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ____________________________________________
> Iowa:
> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ____________________________________________
> Kansas:
> First Of The Rectangle States
> ____________________________________________
> Kentucky:
> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ____________________________________________
> Louisiana:
> We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our
> Tourism Campaign
> ____________________________________________
> Maine:
> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ____________________________________________
> Maryland:
> A Thinking Man's Delaware
> ____________________________________________
> Massachusetts:
> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> ____________________________________________
> Michigan:
> First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> ____________________________________________
> Minnesota:
> "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
> ____________________________________________
> Mississippi:
> Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> ____________________________________________
> Missouri:
> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> ____________________________________________
> Montana:
> Sheep Make Good Wives Too
> ____________________________________________
> Nebraska
> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ____________________________________________
> Nevada
> Whores and Poker!
> _____________________________________________
> New Hampshire:
> Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> ____________________________________________
> New Jersey:
> Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> Right Here! -
> ____________________________________________
> New Mexico:
> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> ____________________________________________
> New York:
> You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
> Right to an
> Attorney...Giulinatziland
> ____________________________________________
> North Carolina:
> Tobacco is a Vegetable
> ____________________________________________
> North Dakota:
> We Really are One of the 50 States!
> ____________________________________________
> Ohio:
> We Wish We Were In Michigan - NOT!
> ____________________________________________
> Oklahoma
> Like the Play, only No Singing
> ____________________________________________
> Oregon:
> Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> ____________________________________________
> Pennsylvania:
> Cook With Coal
> ____________________________________________
> Rhode Island:
> We're Not REALLY An Island
> ____________________________________________
> South Carolina:
> Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> ___________________________________________
> South Dakota:
> Closer Than North Dakota
> _____________________________________________
> Tennessee:
> The Educashun State
> ____________________________________________
> Texas:
> YEE HAWWWWW!
> ____________________________________________
> Utah:
> Olympics and Scandal
> _____________________________________________
> Vermont:
> Yep
> ____________________________________________
> Virginia:
> Don't Mix?
> ____________________________________________
> Washington:
> Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackards
> _____________________________________________
> Washington, D.C.:
> Wanna Be Mayor?
> ____________________________________________
> West Virginia:
> One Big Happy Family-Really!
> ____________________________________________
> Wisconsin:
> Eat Cheese or Die
> ____________________________________________
> Wyoming:
> Wynot?
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