You have the US legal system to thank for this. Remember the lady that sued
McDonalds for her coffee being hot when she spilled it on her lap?
Wes
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Lawrence Zink [mailto:zink@pdq.net]
> Sent: Thursday, August 12, 1999 12:17 AM
> To: Joe Curry; Brad Kahler; Triumphs Mail List
> Subject: Fw: HUMOR: MORE ACTUAL LABELS- no LBC content
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> I had to share this with all of you.
> Larry
>
> Subject: HUMOR: MORE ACTUAL LABELS
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> > In case you needed further proof that the human race is
> doomed through
> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
> consumer goods. I
> am
> > sure I have seen some of these but a few were new.....
> >
> > On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee,
> that's the only
> > time I have to work on my hair.)
> >
> > On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
> > Details inside." (The shoplifter special.)
> >
> > On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular
> soap." (And that
> > would be how . . .?)
> >
> > On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:
> Defrost." (But
> > it's "just" a suggestion.)
> >
> > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
> "Do not turn
> > upside down." (Too late, asshole!)
> >
> > On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
> after heating."
> > (As night follows the day . . )
> >
> > On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
> body." (But
> > wouldn't this save more time?)
> >
> > On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
> > machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a
> lot to reduce
> > the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
> those 5-year-olds
> > with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> > On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One can only
> > hope.)
> >
> > On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
> use only."
> > (As opposed to what?)
> >
> > On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the
> other use." (I
> > gotta admit, I'm curious.)
> >
> > On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
> (Really? No shit?)
> >
> > On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
> Open packet, eat
> > nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.)
> >
> > On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
> does not enable
> > you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents
> for this one.)
> >
> > On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
> your hands or
> > genitals." (How???!!!!......Why????!!!!! Did someone
> > actually...well...you
> > know....uh???)
> >
> >
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