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FW: children's book titles you will never hear (non-LBC)

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Subject: FW: children's book titles you will never hear (non-LBC)
From: "Stinocher, Bryan D." <bdstinocher@sewsus.com>
Date: Fri, 26 Feb 1999 10:53:48 -0600charset="iso-8859-1"
Another one may be "The Triumph that Didn't Leak Oil"...

Bryan Stinocher
bdstinocher@sewsus.com
502-782-7397 xt.2284
68 TR 250 CD 5853 L

> CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE
> 
> "You Are Different and That's Bad"
> 
>  "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
> 
>  "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
> 
>  "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
> 
>  "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
> 
>  "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
> 
>  "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
> 
>  "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
> 
>  "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
> 
>  "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
> 
>  "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
> 
>  "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
> 
>  "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
> 
>  "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
> 
>  "You Were an Accident"
> 
>  "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
> 
>  "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
> 
>  "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
> 
>  "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
> 
>  "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
> 
> "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
>    North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
> 
>  "All Dogs Go to Hell"
> 
>  "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
> 
>  "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
> 
>  "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
> 
>  "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
> 
>  "Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends"
> 
>  "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

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