Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an
airplane.
Three lefts make a right...
have you heard these?????
Oxymorons
Act naturally - Found missing - Resident alien - Advanced BASIC -
Genuine imitation - Airline Food - Good grief - Same difference -
Almost exactly - Government organization - Sanitary landfill -
Alone together - Legally drunk - Silent scream - American history -
Living dead - Small crowd - Business ethics - Soft rock - Butt Head -
Military Intelligence - Software documentation - New York culture -
New classic - Sweet sorrow - Childproof - "Now, then ..." -
Synthetic natural gas - Passive aggression - Taped live -
Clearly misunderstood - Peace force - Extinct Life -
Temporary tax increase - Computer jock - Plastic glasses -
Terribly pleased - Computer security - Political science - Tight slacks
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Definite maybe - Pretty ugly - Twelve-ounce pound cake - Diet ice cream -
Working vacation - Exact estimate
And the Number one top Oxymoron
Microsoft Works! <g>
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