Susan Hensley schrieb:
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> Hi all!
>
> I got this one in, and just had to share. (This has NO relation to my
> driving abilities... :)
>
> Keep Triumphing,
> Susan :)
>
> WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
>
> HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
>
> WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
>
> HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it
> out. Where's the car?"
>
> WIFE: "In the pool."
Here comes an other one:
Truck driver calls his boss:
Driver: "Boss, I have a big problem with the exterior rear mirror"
Boss: "Whatīs the problem ?"
Driver: "Itīs completly smashed"
Boss: "Donīt worry, weīll replace it with a spare when you come back"
Driver: "I canīt come back"
Boss : "Don`t be childish and drive your truck back home !"
driver: "I canīt drive the truck because it lies on the rear mirror"
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