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[Mark Milotay <mark.milotay@onthemark.bc.ca>]

     A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, I can't
serve you here unless you are wearing a tie."

     The man says, "Okay, I'll be right back," and goes to his car to find
anything he can use for a tie. All he finds is a set of jumper cables, so
he ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "How's this?"

     The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."