Fred,
The Brits on this list will be interested in the following news item:
The very first shipment of Viagra to Britain was hijacked at Heathrow.
Scotland Yard is now looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Sumner Weisman
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> From: fred thomas <vafred@erols.com>
> To: Sumner Weisman <sweisman@gis.net>
> Cc: triumphs@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: Petcock
> Date: Monday, September 14, 1998 2:53 PM
>
> Sumner Weisman wrote:
> >
> > Geezer,
> >
> > Let's make it clear to the rest of the listers: It's the petcock at
the
> > bottom of my TR-3 radiator we're talking about here. Other listers
also
> > have frozen petcocks, and that's why they drain the radiator by
loosening
> > the bottom hose, as I do.
> >
> > I enjoyed your advice, and that gave me a new idea. Has anyone tried
> > mixing Viagra with anti-freeze?
> >
> > Sumner
> >
> > Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 18:13:00 +0000
> > From: "Coday Family" <coday@localaccess.com>
> > Subject: Can we thaw Sumner's petcock?
> >
> > Well Sumner, since you brought it up:
> >
> > On page 242 of the abridged Starr Report, you may note that even the
> > President's petcock occasionally freezes up. There are several
> > traditional means of freeing these pesky things up. At times even
> > your rose garden variety, mechanically-ignorant interns can get
> > these things flowing again.
> >
> > The most standard means in current vogue in our nation's capital is
> > the use of blowtorch and hammer, known in DC as the Rodham maneuver
> > or Hillary hammer. It's not subtle and not always effective.
> >
> > There are many less abrasive ways of getting a frozen petcock
> > operating again, including the use of a silky loin cloth cut in the
> > style our Brit cousins are so fond of. There are also said to be
> > ways a petcock may be coaxed back to life manually or by other means,
> > but the details are too salacious to recount here.
> >
> > In short, I am both stunned and saddened to hear that you motor
> > around with a frozen petcock. Please avail yourself of some options.
> > I am not an expert on frozen petcocks, have not yet encountered one
> > personally, but I trust that with some sage advice from the more
> > seasoned voices on this list, we can have your petcock running again
> > in no time and with relatively few parts, labor or legal fees.
> >
> > My condolences and best wishes for a full recovery,
> >
> > Geezer
>
>
> Threw all my Viagra down the toilet, now I can't the the lid to go down,
> know a plumber ??
>
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