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Re: Geezer speeds it up a bit, side view mirror comments

To: "unicorn7" <unicorn7@mail.icnet.net>
Subject: Re: Geezer speeds it up a bit, side view mirror comments
From: Nathan Coraor <ndc12@scasd.k12.pa.us>
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 00:08:09 -0400
Cc: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net
At 10:51 PM 7/19/98 -0500, you wrote:
>
>The vehicle in question is actually a DODGE Grand Caravan LE with special
>option package 217-F/A,  as developed by Chrysler's Government Contracts
>branch in conjunction with Raytheon, Motorola, and LORAL as primary
>contractors for offensive and defensive subsystems.  Standard equipment
>includes armor plating, bulletproof glass, gas turbine propulsion system,
>dual airbags, Radar for targeting and low altitude navigation, GPS, dual
>inertial navigation systems, AM/FM/UHF/VHF transceivers, remote CD changer,
>keyless entry, Side Impact Prevention System, passive restraint system,
>Threat Analysis and Neutralization system (TANs), and hardpoints for a
>compliment of up to 8 missiles.  The Preferred option Package includes the
>sport suspension and handling package (uprated suspension, 4 wheel anti-lock
>brakes, titanium rims, solid rubber road wheels), 4 AIM-120C AMRAAM
>(Advanced Medium-Range Air-to-Air missiles),  4 AGM-122 "Sidearm" missiles,
>6 Light Anti-tank Weapons (LAW) for use in the Side Impact Prevention
>System, Low Light TV and Infrared camera systems with target designation
>capability, laser rangefinder (know exactly how far back you are while
>tailgating).  Since this is a special order vehicle, you can pick from any
>color in the MOPAR/MITSUBISHI family, and yes Radar absorbent paint is still
>available while supplies last.  Did I mention cupholders?
>
>Dave
>
>BTW  realize that if you keep driving that way in the NW, eventually someone
>will probably get offended, and try something really stupid. (personally I
>hope not - we had a woman driver pull a gun on another woman driver on I-40
>about a year ago, because she felt she was being slowed down - go figure)
>


Can I get this package for my Triumph?  Also, since this vehicle is such a
beast, why do they need missles?  Ramming speed should work better...

--Nate

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Nathan Coraor
'80 Spitfire. Plus rust.

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