-----Original Message-----
From: Harvey Woods <harvey.woods@tippins.com>
To: 'fogbros@nb.net' <fogbros@nb.net>
Cc: 'fogbro2@aol.com' <fogbro2@aol.com>
Date: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 1:11 PM
Subject: FW: Real Bumper Stickers
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>>From: Andy Park
>>Sent: Monday, July 13, 1998 7:15AM
>>To: Barry Partridge; Bill Pampiks; Bill Plute; Harvey Woods; Jim Vidt;
Kathi
>>Sterling; Maxine Nethen
>>Subject: FW: Real Bumper Stickers
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>>>> Real Bumper Stickers
>>>> >
>>>> > * The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
>>>> > * If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
>>>> > * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
>>>> > * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>>>> > * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
>>>> > * I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>>>> > * Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
>>>> > * WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
>>>> > * You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
>>>> > * BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
>>>> > * I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
>>>> > * So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
>>>> > * I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
>>>> > * Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>>>> > * Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>>>> > * To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
>>>> > * I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
>>>> > * All men are idiots ... I married their king.
>>>> > * The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
>>>> > * My kid had sex with your honor student.
>>>> > * Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
>>>> > * IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
>>>> > * Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
>>>> > * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>>>> > * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>>>> > * Keep honking, I'm reloading.
>>>> > * Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
>>>> > * As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
>>>> > * Hang up and drive.
>>>> > * WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
>>>> > * I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and
>>>> > yelling like the passengers in his car.
>>>> > * Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
>>>> > * God must love stupid people, he made so many.
>>>> > * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
>>>> > * Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
>>>> > * When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the
>>>IRS.
>>>> > * Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
>>>> > * I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
>>>> > * Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
>>>> > * It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
>>>> > * Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
>>>> > * Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
>>>> > * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
>>>> > * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>>>> > * Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
>>>> > * Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
>>>> > * We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
>>>> > * A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
>>>> > * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
>>>> > * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>>>> > * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>>>> > * Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>>>> > * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
>>>> > * 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
>>>> > * Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>>>> > * I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
>>>> particles.
>>>> > * I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
>>>> > * Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Angels may not always
>>>> come when you call them,
>>>> but when you need them.
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