This is from British Marque....
A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met
by the bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So
the guy goes out to his car, looks around for a necktie and discovers that
he just doesn't have one. He does see a set of jumper cables in his trunk
though. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to tie a
fairly acceptable-looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He goes
back into the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over -- and
then says, "Well, O.K., I guess you can come in. Just don't start
anything."
Sumner Weisman
62 TR-3B
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