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It's a boring Monday morning, so I thought a little humour wouldn't go amiss.
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New baby
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out
to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful
new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn't stop
crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the
doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all that he had done to get
the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest
and then down to the diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he finds that
the diaper is indeed full.
"Here's the problem", the Dr. says. "He needs a change."
The father is very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up
to 10 lbs."
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There are these two gay guys who decide they want to have a baby. So they
found an obliging lesbian, have her impregnated by sperm donation, and are
simply thrilled when she gives birth to a seven-pound baby boy.
They rush to the hospital for the first viewing of their son, standing with
their noses pressed against the glass of the nursery window and surveying
the row upon row of squalling infants. Except for one quiet, clean little
baby, cooing softly to itself amid all the chaos.
Sure enough, when the gays ask to see their son, the nurse heads for the
quiet baby and brings him over for the proud parents to ogle.
"Gee," said one of them to the nurse, "he sure is well behaved compared to
the rest of those howling brats, isn't he?"
"Oh, he's quiet now," said the nurse, "but he squalls like all the rest when
I take the pacifier out of his ass."
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their
right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly,
points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other hooks his thumb behind him says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."
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