The group,
Now Now children. Play nice our we'll take your toys away. And then Greg
will have company in the corner.
Larry Zink
-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Mace <amace@unix2.nysed.gov>
To: Scions of Stanpart <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Date: Wednesday, April 15, 1998 9:49 AM
Subject: Re: MMMM (mild-mannered Mr. Mace)
>
>OK, I started it with:
>>>>>> You are WRONG, Castrol-breath!
>
>Tom O'Malley's query:
>>>>> Hahahah...can this message really be
>>>>> coming from the mild-mannered Mr. Mace?...
>>>>> That Ford dealer has NO IDEA of how close he came to seeing the
>>>>> "wrath of Mace"! :-)
>
>Great film starring Henry Fonda, right?
>
>Joe Curry's brief reSPITe:
>>>> I've heard (but can't actually verify) that you have never been
>>>> attacked until you've been Maced!!!!
>
>Gee, never heard THAT one before (except all through the 1960s and ever
>since...) ;-)
>
>Larry Hooven, on probation for his gearbox removal suggestions, asked:
>>> after cowering for over a week, i can verify this fact.........can i
>>> come out of my corner now?????
>
>Yes. See Warden Curry; he'll give you $5.00 and a new suit.
>
>Finally, Gregory "duck and cover" P. offers the pentultimate quip:
>> You call that an attack?!? That was more like "a grazing Mace"
>
>Greg unfortunately has had to leave the list, as he'll be taking the
>corner previously occupied by a Mr. L. Hooven.
>
>--Andy
>
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> * Andrew Mace e-mail: amace@unix2.nysed.gov *
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> * Mrs Irrelevant: Oh, is it a jet? *
> * Man: Well, no... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, *
> * Triumph Herald engine with wings. *
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>
>Wait, I know that hymn, Greg. A bagpipe favorite (in itself perhaps an
>oxymoron), right? Let's see..."A Grazing Mace, how sweet the sound that
>saved a wrench like me? I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind and
>drove an MG...."
>
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