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A new method of using two Human ears as a tool

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Subject: A new method of using two Human ears as a tool
From: James <james.carpenter@ukaea.org.uk>
Date: Fri, 20 Feb 1998 16:03:43 +0000
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If you have your hearing tested you get a two plots of pitch / 
frequency.  The noise from a carburettor is white in colour, that
is all frequencies have equal energy, so this covers all your 
hearing range.  Take the average hearing level for each ear, and 
see what the difference is. Then stick a tube in each ear, and 
shove these in front of the carburettors.
This MUST be done on your drive on a sunny sunday morning, when people
are gardening.
 
Then adjust each carburettor until they are the same pitch, and wind
down the one on your worst side.

This may not have the desired effect, but you can guaranty that your
neighbours will think you have gone even madder than before.

-- 
James Carpenter
Yellow '79 spit wired by a trained marmot
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If you have your hearing tested you get a two plots of pitch /
frequency. 
The noise from a carburettor is white in colour, that is all frequencies 
have equal energy, so this covers all your hearing range.  Take the
average hearing level for each ear, and see what the difference is.  
Then stick a tube in each ear, and shove these in front of the
carburettors. 

This MUST be done on your drive on a sunny sunday morning, when people
are
gardening.  

Then adjust each carburettor until they are the same pitch, and wind
down the
one on your worst side.  

This may not have the desired effect, but you can guaranty that your
neighbours 
will think you have gone even madder than before. 

-- 
James Carpenter
Yellow '79 spit wired by a trained marmot


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