GuyotLeonF wrote:
> >From today's Sunday Times (British newspaper) 25th January 1998
>
> You just have to sympathise with the driver of a convertible (sic) Triumph
> Spitfire:
> who spotted a youth standing on a bridge, apparently drunk.
> the driver concerned was trundling towards a small traffic jam and noticed the
> man unzipping his trousers and adopting the "urinating position". Fearing the
> worst, he accelerated to avoid the inevitable downpour, but went straight
> into the back of another car, which had a sunroof and had stopped for the same
> reason. Sadly, somebody had to take the blame and since the youth ran off, it
> had to be the Spitfire owner. Not a bad excuse, though.
>
> Leon
It just goes to show you, that it is always better to be "PISSED OFF" than
"PISSED
ON"
Joe
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