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DPO in the making (Humour)

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Subject: DPO in the making (Humour)
From: "Atwell (Buff) Haines" <carbuff@scooter.net>
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 11:29:04
Got this from the Lotus cars list, thought you might enjoy!


>Top 10 Signs YOU Might Be A D.P.O. In The Making:
>
>10.  You take advantage of Honest Eddie's $39.95 Engine Rebuild Summer Sale
>9.  You wonder why people buy new tires when retreads are so much cheaper
>8.  Engine running rough?  Crank up the fuel mixture!!
>7.  You install a stylish and trendy trunk luggage rack
>6.  A little water from the sunroof keeps the leather moisturized
>5.  You shop for hoses at the hardware store
>4.  Chrome is so passe; might as well just spray it body color, more or
>less...
>3.  V-12 has 3 times as much oil as other cars, so you change it 1/3 as often
>2.  On a white car, dings can be covered with toothpaste
>1.  Car runs hot in summer, cold in winter, it averages out okay!
>
>Hope you enjoy.
>-Bry
>


Atwell (Buff) Haines
'79 Spitfire FM96062

Succasunna, NJ USA
CarBuff@scooter.net
"There are three types of people in this world: 
those that are good with numbers, and those that aren't."





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