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Thought some of you might enjoy this.
Larry Zink
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From: "Zink, Sheryl (sazi)" <SAZI@chevron.com>
To: "'Larry'" <zink@pdq.net>, "'Ken'" <hellcat1@pdq.net>
Subject: High-Tech Red-neck
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 1997 05:16:47 -0700
How To Tell If You Might Be A "High Tech Redneck"
If your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop".
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
still don't miss her.
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal.
If you start all your emails with the words "Howdy y'all".
If your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder", and
"Reckon".
If your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead
CPU's, Printers, Modems, and Monitors.
If your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" Hard drive.
Sheryl Zink SAZI@Chevron.Com
Room 1354 CT
713-754-4351 or 800-946-4646 (Pin 2776285)
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