<< >> These are actual excuse notes from parents (including
>> original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of
>> Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston...
>>
>> My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
>> Please execute him.
>>
>> Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
>> shot.
>>
>> Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
>> 31, 32, and also 33.
>>
>> Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
>>
>> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell
>> out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
>>
>> John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
>> face.
>>
>> Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
>> hurt in the growing part.
>>
>> Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
>> by very close veins.
>>
>> Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
>>
>> Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
>>
>> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
>> (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the (
>> )'s]
>>
>> Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
>> his boots leak.
>>
>> Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
>>
>> Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
>>
>> I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
>> I don't know what size she wear.
>>
>> Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
>> get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
>> thought it was Sunday.
>>
>> Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
>> funeral.
>>
>> My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
>> weekend with the Marines.
>>
>> Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
>> could not breed well.
>> >>
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