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Re: he did first innappropriate messages etc. Ad Nauseum

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Subject: Re: he did first innappropriate messages etc. Ad Nauseum
From: Kris Cotton <krisc@pi.bnis.net.au>
Date: Wed, 06 Aug 1997 22:12:35 +0900
well they did not stop when they were warned did they!!!:-)

Dear Moronic flamers ( you 2 know exactly who I mean),

Thank you for your recent correspondence to the list ( tell us are your hat
sizes 4&1/2 for that appears to be about your IQ level)

In these times, so characterised by cynicism, self-loathing and ennui, the
voice of the true believer is often the object of scorn and ridicule from
the less enlightened.

Here at triumph your crusade against each otherare like poisonous vipers
that  pollute the otherwise
sparkling waters of this list has been duly noted. More importantly, your
struggle against the vitriol and venom that  has been  so unjustly directed
at you has been such an inspiration to us, that we have seen fit to award
you the first Moron award shared equally of course

In order to recieve the award, our representatives will arrive when you two
will least expect it & proceed to belt the living daylights out of you

Many recipents have reported slight sensations of confusion and discomfort
after having regained consciousness whilst  the rest of the Triumph list
looks and laughs at you!!!!!!!!

We look forward to your award Party.
We also look forward to the list moderator removing both of you
Once again - our most sincere congratulations.
PS I tried to use 1 syllable words that you would understand.
 
I apolige to the other list members who have had to put up with this rubbish.
Tony Cotton
Sth.Oz
the first rule of  tinkering, keep all the parts!
Second rule try to remember how they fitted together
third rule, AH well it was cheaper to buy a new one anyway!


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