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Re: Horror Story

To: Terry Thompson <tlt@digex.net>
Subject: Re: Horror Story
From: Lenny Seidman <lseidman@erols.com>
Date: Fri, 16 May 1997 12:04:22 -0500
Cc: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net
References: <2.2.32.19970516165016.006bd6f0@staffpop.digex.net>
Terry,

Go back to the first mechanic and see if they will let you borrow their
grease gun. At least you can shoot yourself and it won't physically hurt
you. What they charge for you to use the gun may kill you though.

Seriously, sorry to hear about your unfortunate happennings. Hopefully
it will all work out and you will enjoy the Spitfire for many years to
come.

Good luck,
Lenny Seidman


Terry Thompson wrote:
> 
> Okay, when I bought my Spitfire last year from the DPO, I knew it
> needed some work. but little did I know the horror that lie before me.
> Around Mid March (17th to be exact), I took the little inca yellow car
> out of winter rest and found the brake lines to have air in them.
> "No problem" I thought "I can handle that".  After 2 hours of bleeding
> and no results, I threw in the towl and lumbered the car to the local
> repair shop. "Not a big deal. Even though they're not British car
> mechanics they can bleed some breaks. And while they're at it they
> can weld the broken muffler mount back on."
> 
> Note: this was the first mistake that lead to a downward spiral.
> 
> Well, after a week of them fidgeting with my car, they instruct me
> that my uv joint is bad, and the need to replace the valve cover gasket
> due to leaking oil.   Among other things (aside from the gasket, the
> UV joint replacement, a new exhaust pipe (after manifold upto but
> not including muffler), and "remounting the muffler" using a large
> rubber-looking piece of hardware attached to the frame of the car, &
> I pick-up the car 3 days later (to the tone of $615).
> 
> One week later, my hydrolic clutch goes out (lost fluid somewhere).
> So, after attempting to unsuccessfully bleed the clutch (I really should
> have just bought the stupid vacuum bleeder) I take it back to the same
> shop (my parents of course swear by these guys).  I figure "Hey, they
> just need to bleed the hydrolic clutch. You don't need to be a specialist."
> 
> Note: I must have been high on something that week. I don't kno what
> I was thinking.
> 
> A week later (I love the way they mechanics get around to working on my
> car.) I get a call...'Well, the clutch is not a problem, but you need new
> break shoes on the rear', so I figure "hey, if they got to do it, they've got
> to do it. another -$360 to my bank account.  I picked it up on a Saturday
> eve..  Oil is getting blown out of every seal on the engine.  Of course I 
>can't
> talk to anyone because they don't get in until monday...so the LBC sits....
> 
> Note: You'd think I'd have learned by now right?  also I find out later they
> change the shoes, but not the cylinders.
> 
> Okay, I call the mech on that monday "Dude, there's oil blowing out of every
> oriface on the engine and orifaces that weren't even there before. What's up?"
>  Mechanic "we didn't touch the engine, must be cooincidence that it happened
> right at the same time as you picking it up."  Okay.  My parents have trusted
> this guy for past 20 years. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
> 
> Note: I think I'm actually getting more stupid every day that passes.
> 
> I take it back to the shop. Another three days pass (I think they have a
> "u-store it
> for a week THEN we'll look at it policy).  "Well, you've blown all he seals on
> the lower half of the engine. And since we're changing the seals, you should
> let us change the timing chain and timing gears."  Two days later:  "We can't
> get the parts until next tuesday. and the blowing of the seals was caused by a
> venting problem from the carbon canister blowing into the engine. But we
> fixed it.
> (They didn't).  Rather than wait another 5 days for my car, I  offer to get
> them
> the parts from a parts place in VA. That weekend, It's ready
> again (to the tune of $420) (plus the $140 I paid the parts place for the
> parts).
> 
> Note: I have had a total of about 10 miles of use out of my car for a total of
> $1395 so far. over a 3 week period.
> 
> I pick the car up on a Sunday this time...The car is STILL blowing oil out
> of the
> dip stick (while it's in with a new seal) AND the car is now idling at 1500 
>rpm
> (These guys have a misunderstanding about the fact that it's a Spitfire 1500).
> 
> The next day I drive it DIRECTLY to a Triumph MGB specialty place.  (I have to
> go out of town for a week) I pick up the car yesterday (Wed.)
> Mechanic for the great job he's done replacing the cracked intake manifold, 
>the
> screwed-up venting that the other mechanics caused, replacing the idiotic hose
> configuration they had going to the carbon canister, a new distributor, The 
>car
> soudns FANTASTIC. It's humming like a well-oiled british beauty. I've got
> exactly
> $600 in the bank. The Cool mechanic says "I'll cover you for a month" you
> can owe
> me the other $180 of the $780 bill." ME: "GREAT! You guys are the best!"
> I'm almost in tears having been apart from my beautiful yellow LBC for so
> long (a
> month and a half now.)
> 
> (Grand total so far, $2175) in a time-frame of about 2 months. BUT
> THE CAR IS MINE AGAIN! I'M HAPPY.
> 
> That is until, I got 20 miles down the road and threw a rod.
> 
> Now, I've borrowed $125 to have the car towed back to VA.  I have no money
> to have any further repairs for atleast a month. My question is:
> 
> Does anyone have a gun I can shoot myself with?
> 
> -Terry Dumb Previous Owner '76 Spitfire (Rest in Peace)

-- 
Lenny Seidman
Elkins Park, Pennsylvania, USA  
email: lseidman@erols.com

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