> A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead
> halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
> than usual. Nothing's even moving."
>
> He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
> cars so he rolled down his window and asked, "Excuse me, Officer, what's
> the hold up?"
>
> The Officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the
> impeachment thing, he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway
> and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.
> He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes
> his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
>
> "Oh, really? How much have you collected so far?"
>
> "Only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still
> siphoning."
>
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