In a message dated 12/11/98 9:44:47 AM Eastern Standard Time, Carmods@aol.com
writes:
> There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the
> world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu,
> Jewish
> or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload
for
snippage
> Therefore, if Santa did exist, he either has been using som sort of
advanced
> E-Mail Transporter or is dead now ,
> Merry Christmas
This is why we don't teach 2nd graders multiplication. Or why we let wives
see what we are spending on our Tigers.
Merry Christmas to you too.
Rob Kempinski
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