Th efemal Authenticity is an Easy check. Here the test..
Q: Boobs and Adam's Apple?
A:Yes.....result - RUN A WAY !!!! Don't even look back, it may have nice legs
too....Go home, get really drunk, so you volimt repeatedly....This will help
etch this event deep into your subconcious, so your brain will know before you
do, this THIS isn't real, and just walk away !!
A:No.....result - Run away anyway....She's probably a Psycho B*tch looking for
her next Fatal Atrtaction! It's a Pickup bar...what did you expect !
(Note to self, pay closer attention to women in Safeway check out line...odds
are better.)
Rich...And proud to have NEVER made this mistake !!!
This is a recent problem
>brought on by the alarming increase in sexual "conversion" operations being
>performed both openly and surreptitiously. As most of you would suppose,
>the greatest activity in this type of conversion is in California,
>primarily in the S.F. and L.A. areas. The need for some type of
>"authentication committee" is obvious to anyone frequenting the bar scene
>or other venues for establishing sexual companionship. In all too many
>cases, what appears to be a perfectly authentic female (or male) has turned
>out, after considerable investment of time and money, to be a fraud.
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