T.J. Higgins wrote:
> Well now that Dailmer-Benz is merging with Chrysler, does that mean we
> change the Chrysler pentastars on our cars to Mercedes tri-stars?
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> T.J. Higgins
TJ,
First, all Chrysler managers will have to swear a blood oath to the leader.
Daily, the Company Anthem music and marches will be observed, followd by bonfire
parades at night. All old parts and books will be burned in a public place.
The Pentagram, being the mark of the Devil, will be replaced by a circle
(standing for nought). You will now longer be able to buy a used Chrysler
product, just a "pre-owned classic". No product bearing a Chrysler family nane
will be allowed to surpass any feature or perfomance of the Fathercompany.
The Union leaders will be bought in "special camps" for "re-orientation".
All company records relating to past associations will be shredded.
Carroll Shelby will hear a knock of rifle butts on his door one night.
And lot's of other good things.
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