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Re: TOP TEN

To: tigers@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Re: TOP TEN
From: FHSLOTH@aol.com
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 1998 16:35:51 EST
TOP TEN LIST.....

#9-   PEOPLE COME UP AND SAY,"WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THAT?"

#8-   PEOPLE COME UP AND SAY,"DON'T THEY MAKE MIXERS AND STUFF
       LIKE THAT?"

#7-   "THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE CAR. DOES IT HAVE PEDALS?"

#6-   "NO AIR BAGS, RUBBER BUMPERS, COLLAPSIBLE STEERING COLUMN
        OR POLLUTION CONTROLS. THAT CAR IS A DEATH TRAP!"

#5-    (TO HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER, AS HE POINTS KNOWINGLY TOWARDS
         THE CAR,"THESE CARS HAD 273's IN THEM"

#4-    THERE ARE NO CUPHOLDERS.

#3-     YOU DON'T NEED THE HEATER IN WINTER.

#2-     YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE A HEATER IN SUMMER.

#1-      YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF WORK TO GO FOR A DRIVE.

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