O.K. Here is the ONLY Tiger content. It is Halloween, and you are
dressed as your favourite Tiger.
What are the Ten Reasons that trick or treating is better than sex?
CAUTION: ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWS - If it offends you - don't read it!
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
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Happy Trick or Treating, Tigers
Steve
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Steve Laifman < Get A Lot, While You're Young! >
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