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Re: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex

To: dlaprise@pacbell.net
Subject: Re: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex
From: Larry Allbritton <larryall@pacbell.net>
Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 20:26:00 -0700
Some humor back at you Dave, enjoy.

Jorquera, Mario wrote:
> 
> C'mon guys, we're getting awfully heavy discussing
> such items as whether the McLaren M1 is a proper LBC
> since it has that Kraut BMW engine in it!!!  I offer this to
> lighten things up:
> 
> Fwd: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex
> 
> >1.  It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
> > 2.  Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.
> >3. The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.
> > 4. You get to use your rubber more than once.
> > 5.  You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie
> before you race.
> >6.  You and the car always finish at the same time.
> >7. You always know where to put your hands.
> >8. You can drive hard, right from the start.
> >9.  The quicker you finish, the better you are.
> >10.  You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

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