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From: "wally31" <wally31@insightbb.com>
To: <Marcas4@msn.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 8:18 AM
Subject: Fw: Bad Job
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> When you have a "I hate my job" (or my
> > > > > life)--day,
> > > > > > try this: On your way
> > > > > > > home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
> > > > > > the thermometer section.
> > > > > > > You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
> > > > > > made by "Johnson and
> > > > > > > Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When you get home, open the package and remove
> > > > > the
> > > > > > thermometer.
> > > > > > > Carefully place it on a table so that it will
> > > > > not
> > > > > > become chipped or
> > > > > > > broken. Take out the written material that comes
> > > > > > with the thermometer
> > > > > > > and read it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You will notice that in small print there is a
> > > > > > statement, "Every rectal
> > > > > > > thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
> > > > > > personally tested."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five
> > > > > > times, "I am so glad I do
> > > > > > > not work for quality control at the Johnson and
> > > > > > Johnson Company."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Have a nice day folks and remember, there is
> > > > > > always someone with a worse
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