Gee, a Thicko social event, folks looking for dates. I guess that explains
some of these personal ads I've seen cropping up:
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
slim, 5-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried
fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-
unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a
problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent
type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and
enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth
seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn
on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to
cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to
play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are
now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
boss collection of eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and
Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.
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