> Subject: TRUE FRIENDSHIP ;)
>
>
> > For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.
> >
> > When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
> > against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
> >
> > When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
> >
> > When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid.
> >
> > When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
> >
> > When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
> > much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
> >
> > When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your
> > dumb ass.
> >
> > When you are sick ... stay the hell away from me until you're well
> > again, I don't want whatever you have.
> >
> > When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
> >
> > This is my oath ... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?
> > Because you're my friend.
> >
> > Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
> > only have 2 friends, and one of them isn't speaking to you right
> > now anyway. LOL
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